The art of self-advertisement – c

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . How to be noticed

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barely

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talk

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hardly

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move

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blink

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flutter

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breath

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deep

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and wet

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mouth

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(try to keep mind

empty)

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substantially increases your magnetic potential

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and makes you look so (much more) intelligent

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The art of self-advertisement – b

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I am feeling paranoid => I feel disconnected

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I cannot breath => I need some fresh air

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I see white flashes in a haze of grey => It is dark in here

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I know I should say something but oh I think I am going to be sick => Where is the bathroom ?

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My heart is exploding in ten thousand pieces => I don’t need you anymore

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